WELL SHIT
you're not supposed to be here
THE WALLS ARE MADE OF NAUGHT BUT THIN PLYWOOD, THE SEAMS ARE TAPED OVER HAPHAZARDLY. BEHIND IT ALL THERE IS ONLY THE STAGE CREW. HANDS COVERED IN LONG DRY PAINT, BLEEDING IN PLACES FROM EXPOSED NAILS.
YOU GET THE SNEEKING SUSPICION THIS ISN'T A PROFESSIONAL SHOW.